thescienceofjohnlock:

perlockholmes:

jessicamarianaart:

Martin Crieff’s other hobby…Ever since he inherited the van from his father, Martin’s made the task of looking after the old thing into a hobby. At first it was something he had to do just to keep it running, because he couldn’t afford taking it to a mechanic. But his interest in it has grown considerably, and whenever it breaks down, he gladly picks up his tools (though sometimes with a sigh of frustration because of how often this happens).
[My entry for letscreatecabinpressure's challenge April '14]

*noise*

*other noise*


and maybe one day Douglas’s Lexus breaks down (lol) and Martin offers to fix it for him <3and Douglas rolls out some cheesy pick up line like “I know of some other things you can fix” wink wink smirk smirkthen sexy fluff ensues and all is well.

thescienceofjohnlock:

perlockholmes:

jessicamarianaart:

Martin Crieff’s other hobby…
Ever since he inherited the van from his father, Martin’s made the task of looking after the old thing into a hobby. At first it was something he had to do just to keep it running, because he couldn’t afford taking it to a mechanic. But his interest in it has grown considerably, and whenever it breaks down, he gladly picks up his tools (though sometimes with a sigh of frustration because of how often this happens).

[My entry for letscreatecabinpressure's challenge April '14]

*noise*

*other noise*

and maybe one day Douglas’s Lexus breaks down (lol) and Martin offers to fix it for him <3

and Douglas rolls out some cheesy pick up line like “I know of some other things you can fix” wink wink smirk smirk

then sexy fluff ensues and all is well.

Discrete versus Discreet: a quick mnemonic

tzikeh:

spiderine:

Cut this bar of chocolate into discrete pieces, but do it discreetly so nobody knows we have it.

You’re welcome.  Now use it.

Here’s a visual-learner mnemonic: in “discrete,” the two “e”s are separated by another letter — they are discrete “e”s.

In “discreet,” they have put their heads together, whispering to each other so as not to catch the attention of any other letters — they are being discreet.

that is so smart.

Just realized something

hexora:

In their duo, Sherlock is the brain, John is the heart, yes?

Now, notice:

Sherlock’s problems are in his heart (sociopath, not caring)

John’s problems are in his head (the psychosomatic limp, post traumatic stress disorder)

In the time they were together they sort of “fixed” each other. Sherlock made John’s limp go away and John helped to coax out Sherlock’s more human side.

These two are just lovely little puzzle pieces. Platonic or not, they’re just such SOULMATES.

thescienceofjohnlock:

perfectbenny:

And the truth of the matter is, in reality I would probably be the most incoherent, most nonthreatening fan were I to come face-to-face with Ben. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go atone for my sins and clean my flat. (I think they just upgraded my condo in hell to a full-blown mansion with this one.)

That was the BEST click and drag ever. I got hair, lips and bum, perfect!

johnfuckingwatson:

if Mrs Hudson hadn’t let the nurse client upstairs, stag night would have ended with John and Sherlock writhing on the floor, sliding their cocks together through Sherlock’s spit-slicked hand and giving each other sloppy, panting kisses

yes, and then they wouldn’t have learned about the mayfly man, and then jonathan small might have killed major sholto before sherlock could solve the case.